jalexaremyhomeboys:

reasons i don’t want to do a presentation in front of my class:

• my voice shakes
• i go all red 
• i’m ugly
• people will be looking at me
• i’M UGLY AND PEOPLE WILL BE LOOKING AT ME AND MY VOICE WILL GO ALL WEIRD THIS IS AN ISSUE

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

princess-potterheadxo:

did she get a haircut

(via lolthefunniest)

ianbrooks:

Derailing My Train of Thought by Thomas Wightman

Artist: Behance / Website / Previously!

(via dennisiru)

d-pressedlife:

suicidemydarling:

scars—tell-stories:

deez-sluts:

this IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING EVER

the cat like kisses his head at the end omfg

My dog does this to my mom.

(via dennisiru)

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

(via dennisiru)

(via psych-quotes)

psych-facts:

More here

(via psych-quotes)

twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

(via lolthefunniest)

everklark:

if they don’t show us clips from haymitch’s games in cf im gonna burn lionsgate

(via lolthefunniest)

“My friend who is a gardener sends me photos of himself at work” (via)

(Source: pleatedjeans, via istitchyoubitch)